While I pondered, weak and weary

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puns win

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ryeisenberg:

If you aren’t following Marc Maron and Patton Oswalt’s flight from JFK to LAX on Twitter right now, it’s time to reevaluate your life and your choices. 

And they’ve still got over two hours to go. 

UPDATE: DAMMIT, JERRY!

hopelessly-british:

drwhom:

chrissy-marie:

zukois2innocent:

That’s right, it’s a 38 foot wide human transmutation circle! Took four hours and two buckets of chalk, completed by me and my two buddies in my cul-de-sac. Covered in chalk and asphalt from head to toe, and neighbors may or may not think we are satan worshippers. Worth it? I think yes.

wow all that chalk must have

cost you 

an arm

and

a

leg

[ I love Tumblr and its people for comments like that. ]

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“There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first. Although, if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to over come any obstacle. Yeah. A heart made Fullmetal.”

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<3 :D Hahahaha

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